Monday, April 21, 2008

Welfare English (cont.)

11. You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?

12. I have no children as yet as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.

13. I want my as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve ,I will have to send for another doctor.

14. I am very much annoyed to find you have branded my son as illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.

15. In answer to you letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing ten pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.

and my favorite...

16. In accordance with your instructions I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

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